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Tres negros en una carcel de Sudafrica. Uno le comenta a otro. ¿Cuántos años te han echado?- 7 años. - ¿Por qué? - Iba yo andando por la calle, cuando decidí cruzar al otro lado y entonces me atropelló un coche de un blanco, atravesé la luna delantera ¿De que te acusarón? - Allanamiento de morada. - ¿Y a ti? - Me han echado 15 años por una cosa parecida a la tuya. - ¿Cuál? - Iba caminando por una calle, cuando decidí cruzarla y me atropelló un coche de un blanco, atravese la luna delantera y la trasera. - ¿Y de que te acusaron? - Allanamiento de morada e intento de fuga. - Pues a mí me han echado 25 años, también por una cosa parecida. - ¿Cuál? - Iba por la calle cuando decidí cruzarla, cuando me atropelló el coche de un blanco, entre por la luna delantera, salí por la trasera y después el blanco cabreado se bajo del coche y me clavó un hacha en el pecho ¿Y de que te acusaron? - Allanamiento de morada, intento de fuga y tenencia ilícita de armas.

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Lightning-Canadiens Sums - New York Times


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Lightning-Canadiens Sums
New York Times
By AP First Period--1, Montreal, Metropolit 15 (Gomez, Spacek), 2:50 (pp). 2, Montreal, Gomez 12, 12:02. Penalties--Tampa Bay bench, served by Fedoruk (too ...
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Tough contest expected in PP-82 today - The Nation, Pakistan


Pak Watan
Tough contest expected in PP-82 today
The Nation, Pakistan
Interestingly, the constituency PP-82 has four kinds of vote bank: Firstly, the followers of either of the two Pirs (Spiritual Leaders) Pir Shah Jeevna and ...
By-elections in NA-123, PP-82, PP-284 to be held todayOnline - International News Network
Pundits predict PML-N sweep in Punjab by-pollsDaily Times
By-polls in 3 constituencies of Punjab tomorrowSAMAA TV
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European PP in Turkey, Italy stands below production costs - Alibaba News Channel


European PP in Turkey, Italy stands below production costs
Alibaba News Channel
Taking the recent spot propylene values into account, a theoretical cost of producing PP corresponds to €1100/ton after adding an estimated conversion cost ...


Stars-Capitals Sums - New York Times


Stars-Capitals Sums
New York Times
By AP Second Period--2, Washington, Ovechkin 43 (Semin, Backstrom), 14:37 (pp). Penalties--Skrastins, Dal (hooking), 12:17; Robidas, Dal (delay of game), ...
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Spain's PP and Colombian oligarchy raise storm in Venezuelan teacup over ETA ... - VHeadline.com


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Spain's PP and Colombian oligarchy raise storm in Venezuelan teacup over ETA ...
VHeadline.com
What Zapatero has done is to fall for the trap set by the opposition PP and its allies, Venezuela's opposition and the Colombian oligarchy. ...
PP believes Spain should break off relations with Venezuela after links with ETA.Barcelona Reporter
Spain downplays fresh outburst in Venezuela row over ETA and FARCEarthtimes (press release)
Spanish judges demand respect for their job in ETA-FARC caseEl Universal

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Panthers-Wild Sums - New York Times


Panthers-Wild Sums
New York Times
By AP First Period--1, Minnesota, Koivu 18 (Barker, Burns), 3:01 (pp). 2, Minnesota, Earl 6 (Schultz), 11:01. Penalties--McCabe, Fla (hooking), 1:19; ...


Caps' record run at home ends in shootout - Washington Post (blog)


Caps' record run at home ends in shootout
Washington Post (blog)
I think I'd rather have a below average PP and an elite PK than our current situation, esp. given our success at even strength and the importance of defense ...

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Gloucester Catholic vs. Christian Brothers - Game Preview & News - The Star-Ledger - NJ.com


Gloucester Catholic vs. Christian Brothers - Game Preview & News
The Star-Ledger - NJ.com
Christian Brothers - Tim Clifton (Joakim Ryan) 03:45 pp Third Period: Christian Brothers - Alex Strauss 10:15 pp. Gloucester Catholic - Francis Fourney ...


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Monday's NHL Summaries - The Canadian Press


Monday's NHL Summaries
The Canadian Press
Washington, Ovechkin 43 (Semin, Backstrom) 14:37 (pp) Penalties - Skrastins Dal (hooking) 12:17, Robidas Dal (delay of game) 12:52, Ott Dal (interference) ...

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