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Un vasco tiene un accidente con una maquina que le pilla la pierna y le tienen que llevar a la casa de socorro desangrandose. -Como lo ve doctor? -Muy mal, muy mal. Lo siento, pero le tenemos que cortar la pierna. -Pues cortela, pues. A que espera? -Es que tiene que venir el anestesista. -Y para que? Usted corte y ya esta. El doctor empieza a cortar a lo vivo con una sierra ñic-ñac, ñic-ñac.... y al cabo de un rato el vasco dice -Huy! Huy! Pare pare -Si esto debe doler muchisimo. -No, no, siga, es que ahora que llega al hueso me da dentera.

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